My face is neither pretty, nor ugly.
My legs aren't shaved the way you'd like to see it.
My tummy isn't flat and firm,
just like the one a model wore.
I have a dirty mouth and rusty voice,
and ear-bleeding grammar
like those of a filthy whore.
I don't know how to pick the right words,
like a poet dreaming in the shore.
I am loveless and penniless.
I don't have a boyfriend to kiss my neck.
I don't lick stranger's eggs
but at least, I have something tight between my legs
I am neither a writer, nor a poet,
just a simple lady, trying to comment
About your judgement, what do you expect?
I am not perfect, and so are you.
So why say something that's not true?
Original shitty poem by me (03-01-2012)